I'm Starting A New One Piece Request Sorta Thing

So all you need to do:
 Give me two random One Piece male character's names:
     literally no restrictions of the characters:
     Minor/major/marine/pirate/dead ones/alive/animal/human/fishmen/etc
     link me the picture of them

What I will do:
 Either write/draw a scene with the two male characters.
      Can be either AU or Canon Universe.
     No one will know what I'll be writing or drawing, can be anything    might be yaoi  or even a simple non yaoi scene involving the two.  

 Restrictions
     No OCs allowed: I don't really like OCs neither would I know how to write about/draw them based off of some profile info.  
     No women One Piece characters. I like the women characters, but I don't like drawing or writing much about them so no.
     No more than 2: I'll start off with 2 and see how it goes.
     No popular pairings: this is a random character name thing: do not give me ones like (Law and Luffy) (Ace and Marco) because those would be boring and I will not do it. And this is not a yaoi thing,                                          unless I think it would be good together. I want weird like Bartolomeo and Johnny or something random like Pell and Doflamingo (don't think about it)  
     No expecting yaoi: This is not a yaoi thing: Not all would be a yaoi couple so don't expect I will do yaoi only. I will not do only yaoi even if I like it. Besides some characters wouldn't work as a couple                                        (Look at NOTE)
     No characters that knows eachother well: Nothing like (Strawhat and Strawhat) or (Shanks and Beckman) nothing like that. More random the better 

Might contain yaoi. So no yaoi-haters

Please enjoy and come up with random males of One Piece

NOTE: my friend gave me some male names and such... she gave me two ones that wouldn't work as a yaoi couple but would work as a really random scene. (She said Enel and Mayor Boodle  - not the best yaoi but I can totally come up with something as a scene between those two.) So don't be shy with saying weird characters 
And please be random. It gets us all something else to look at rather than popular characters only (especially in One Piece groups)